http://gentleslayer.blogsome.com Insights, verses, and sometimes sagacious views of a barely out lesbian musician. Fri, 11 May 2007 05:24:58 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Surgeons talk Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. ... http://gentleslayer.blogsome.com/2007/05/11/surgeons-talk/ "No, really, I’m OK to drive." –I’m wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with. "I’m not used to these darts." –I’m not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed. "You get this one, ... http://gentleslayer.blogsome.com/2007/05/09/bar-translations/ When you are asking for apples and life hands you lemons, make lemonade! If you’re on your way out and it starts to rain, at least you don’t have to water the plants anymore. It’s a matter of seeing things in perspective. The benefits may not be immediate or obvious, ... http://gentleslayer.blogsome.com/2007/05/08/life-is-simple/