Dictionary of Musical Terms
If you read my side bar every now and then, you’ve probably seen this. If you haven’t seen it read on and tell me if you find anything peculiar about the Musical terms. Maybe its just me but put into plain words, they actually make sense.
JAZZ : Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.Dictionary of Musical Terms
BLUES : Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
WORLD MUSIC : A dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
OPERA : People singing when they should be talking.
RAP : People talking when they should be singing.
CLASSICAL : Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
FOLK : Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
BIG BAND : 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
HEAVY METAL : Codpiece and chaps
HOUSE MUSIC : OK as long as it’s not the house next door.
