Moods Of A Woman

posted: Sat 25th Nov, 2006, categories: SMS Stuff, Humor

Moods Of A Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, she’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse;
but will tackle a stranger alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose;
she’ll kiss you one minute then turn up her nose.

She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk;
She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.

At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad;
She’ll hate you like poison and love you like mad.

 

Moods Of A Man

Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy. 

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  1. Comment by dotbar, December 24, 2006 @ 3:38 am

    Moods of a man: lol!!

  2. Comment by Louise, January 9, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

    Very funny! Although for men I would like to add:

    Gassy

  3. Comment by joyjoy, January 19, 2007 @ 8:50 pm

    im laughing out loud here hahaha

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