Moods Of A Woman

posted: Sat 25th Nov, 2006, categories: SMS Stuff, Humor

Moods Of A Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, she’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse;
but will tackle a stranger alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose;
she’ll kiss you one minute then turn up her nose.

She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk;
She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.

At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad;
She’ll hate you like poison and love you like mad.

 

Moods Of A Man

Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.