10 Language Twists
2. OK…. so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one enjoys it?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
7. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
8. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
9. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
10. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
An interesting point you made here about Evian, best wishes, The Artist